The War.

this is the story about the fight between warrior ling & fighter yen.

warrior ling lives in the north of china. she berlatih kung fu every night. her cita-cita is to become a warrior. -_- she use her sword & swing here swing there....but, she swing here swing there, the sword will fly. she selalu beli new sword punya.

fighter yen lives in south of china. she belajar karate. her kelebihan is the karate kick. but when she kick...she always fall. her weapon is the magical tongkat, now it is known as tongkat ali. very powerful wan u know.

one day, they meet. they decided to fight.

warrior ling use her sword. she swing here swing there. then the sword fly dunno where. then fighter yen laugh at her. fighter yen use her karate kick. then she fell on warrior ling. warrior ling become pancake. but fighter yen also injured.
then warrior ling remembered. she got secret weapon. she look at fighter yen. then she turn & show fighter yen her butt. then warrior ling farted like nobody's business.
fighter yen died because of the horrible smell & loud noise. then warrior ling fart until die. no more air edi warrior ling.

they both died just like tht.


XD